At Starbucks:
Starbucks Guy: What’s the name?
Me: Primrose Everdeen.
Starbucks Guy: *prepares order* Primrose Everdeen!
Me: I VOLUNTEER!
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I FAILED THE TEST ?
AND I REALIZED, ALL OF US FAILED. AND I WAS LIKE…
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Anonymous asked: I wanna know how it feels for you to be such a slut. How does that feel?
Feels amazing cos I haven’t had a termination nor a child as of yet :D must be a talent! ;)
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